petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

"vaccinate your fucking kids"

holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

(Source: callmeoutis)

dveon:

kinda just want a dick in my mouth
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*